Comic 13 - Serious Business

18th Feb 2011, 9:25 PM
Serious Business
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Clef 18th Feb 2011, 9:48 PM edit delete
A sizable amount of text on this one, but it serves it's purpose.

My toons would probably be pissed at me for leaving them standing around in various areas Dalaran for the past year. That's when I would just smack them and say "What about the low level questgivers that have been around since beta? They've been standing in the same spots unmoving for over half a decade and you haven't heard one complaint out of them! You could learn a thing or two from them!"

What would your toons think of YOU?


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zharg 19th Feb 2011, 1:13 AM edit delete reply
arg! i cant unsee that white butt, why! I scrach my eyes but the memory remain
Caridor 19th Feb 2011, 5:40 AM edit delete reply
So.........theres a command for making a nelf strip naked?
Alexander Cross 19th Feb 2011, 5:53 AM edit delete reply
well, seeing as my toon is a fresh lvl 85 Forsaken Hunter with over 2K Honor kills and fresh off slaughtering thousands alongside his trusty Fox Companion Keaton. i'd say he'd be pretty thrilled with me since i make sure he and Keaton have plenty of food, potions, bandages, buff elixirs, and all other essentials. i make sure his gear is properly repaired and up to date with his level, and i play him right. so i think he's pretty happy with his un-life xD
Cels 19th Feb 2011, 9:21 AM edit delete reply
Mine... a lock, gnome...Whenever she's without her trusty meatshield (a dwarf warrior with an AWESOME stache) she has a nice, big, felguard to violently murder anyone who so much as attempts to harm/punt her. when she DOES have her trusty meatshield, she gets to throw fire at people. And not die while she's at it! so i'd say life is good fer her XD
Saion 19th Feb 2011, 11:44 AM edit delete reply
i loled soo much
Dana W 19th Feb 2011, 12:31 PM edit delete reply
A year and a half playing Horde I have never SEEN a "teabagging" but looking over my partners shoulder it is apparently business as usual in Goldshire.
DJ Particle 19th Feb 2011, 12:40 PM edit delete reply
...would probably have my head for making her the comic relief of my stable of toons.
DJ Particle 19th Feb 2011, 12:41 PM edit delete reply
erf...the "title" field doesn't show up.

I was talking about Carowyn@Scarlet Crusade *heh*
Clef 19th Feb 2011, 10:49 PM edit delete reply
Well, to be fair, the most frequent recipients of teabaggings are actually dead raid bosses. And for some reason or another, its usually druids...I guess its just something about bears...
Bloodraptor EI 21st Feb 2011, 12:10 AM edit delete reply
my characters would probably be chill. my main(blood elf rogue) would probably feel angrier than a hive of hornets for the times he died, but my main gets his fill of gnomicide, and with the money he makes, he's probably happy, even it means he's doing the same boring things again and again, but my characters are all probably elated with the frequent /licking and /kissing of beautiful women which ends in her flirting(and by a bigger surprise she strips down and dances) for me, flattery keeps you out of the graveyard *laughing*.
TheDwarvenDude 21st Feb 2011, 2:23 AM edit delete reply
What my characters would be thinking about me?

Well, exept from keeping them too low-tier-ed the last couple of years I always ensured that they look kinda authoritative say no pink moustache gnome over here.

If they would habe an opinion I suppose my rogue would sometimes hate me for always picking the wrong foes in the battlefield consequently killing me with some awesome one- or twohitter strangely always being some elemental sh*t.

Elsewise there must be confusion about so many people leaving the team (called account)as I cannot decide how to reasonably fill the last character slots.

And the most important thing coming at the end: Great strip (specially the Nelf ;)which was and is very enjoyable as always. Please keep up the good work. Sara & Kleeyo have become set books status here.
Velesti 21st Feb 2011, 4:37 AM edit delete reply
Well, I think my toons would be pretty cool with what I subject them too, with the possible exception of the female toon I run with my Girlfriend's toon, and sometimes have ERP with. that might raise some eyebrows ;)
Rokas 21st Feb 2011, 9:46 AM edit delete reply
My characters? My main one is inside my head AND WON'T SHUT UP.
Toho: YOU shut up, fat boy! I'm the one stuck inside some pale imitation of a man and having to look at your sick, sick subconscious ideas and desires.
Me: If you hate it so much I can always put you in The Box.
Toho: ...You dirty sunova-
Me: Language, Toho.
Toho: You will rue the day you created me, human!

...Anyway, we argue. A lot. She wants more 'screentime', I want to raise alts, etc. We both agree, though, that Garrosh has serious Daddy issues.
Clef 21st Feb 2011, 11:21 AM edit delete reply
Heh heh...
Memory 21st Feb 2011, 5:31 PM edit delete reply
I think my toon would curse me for the many hours of camping rare spawns and archeology. So much time spent sitting in one place being subjected to General chat.
Thisguy 22nd Feb 2011, 8:38 AM edit delete reply
Only thing my mage could complain about, apart form my lag, which gets him killed a bit, is the fact that he ALWAYS has to eat mana cakes, they have got to be pretty bland after a while
Aramir 22nd Feb 2011, 1:27 PM edit delete reply
I like to think my main pally tank would be pretty cool with me. He's decently geared. I do suck at pvp but I dont pvp that often so no real hate there. Of course the days Ive sunk into archeology looking for that damn troll blade would prolly tick him off a little. Flying up and down eastern kingdom 1000+ times has to get really REALLY boring after awhile especially when I could be spamming heroics or raids. As for my other guys *realizes he hasnt played any of his other toons since cata* ....uhhhh Im sure they feel truely blessed not being forced to repetedly fly to the nearest arch digsite for weeks on end.
Marn 22nd Feb 2011, 6:40 PM edit delete reply
How old would your characters be? 20s? 30s?
Clef 23rd Feb 2011, 12:04 PM edit delete reply
I always imagine mine to be around mid-20's or so.
Nielspeterdejong 4th Mar 2011, 8:34 AM edit delete reply
I disagree with the Gnome part :) Heck, I even made one for the sole satisfaction of feeling a Horde opponents rage once he found out that he got killed by a 6 inch tall midget ^_^

Though the last part just absolutely killed me XD Poor Orc ^^;
SlopDoggy 4th Mar 2011, 2:31 PM edit delete reply
He'd think, "I haven't killed a thing for AGES! I still have quest rewards equipped! He has NO Cataclysm Dungeons completed. Help!"
Cyilla 9th Mar 2011, 8:24 PM edit delete reply
My priest would love me! She and her friends never die, plus she eats plenty of Mage food... Though that might get boring after a while... She's got decent gear and I'm not a lesbo so she's good there.
My death knight on the other hand... Poor girl got her full Scourgelord set and was Queen during WotLK, then Cata came out and she only has the first few measly quests done in Hyjal. So I think she'd be pretty pissed.
Crestlinger 11th Apr 2011, 7:42 PM edit delete reply
Druid is an extension of the self. Other than being slightly schizo I make sure he has the best of everything available for food potions etc. Probably the underlying reason for one character made, ah well. Not a pvp fan for the most part but a willing teabagger on griefers. Last pic made me grin, moonkin do it best
Alixstar11 3rd Jul 2011, 3:29 PM edit delete reply
Alixstar would love me. I play on her all the time, I'm very attached to her.
Daisybelle 13th Nov 2011, 11:00 AM edit delete reply
So... I'm probably the toon's public enemy #1 for doing this:

BTW One player told me that he loves ganking gnomes because "they're most often rolled by little kids."

And where are my manners? Great artwork Clef! The faces on those distraught and hapless toons are a scream. :)
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