Comic 77 - Carnivorous

28th Apr 2012, 5:40 PM
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Clef 28th Apr 2012, 5:40 PM edit delete
Don't blame Sara. How would you react if you suddenly found out you had to feed all your pets and mounts daily?


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Inwardchaos 28th Apr 2012, 6:22 PM edit delete reply
Ok... panel 9 is gonna give me nightmares.
As for your question... I guess I would let all my unused mounts and pets just die off.
Out of the 94 pets and 91 mounts I have on this guy, I maybe use 5 or 6 of each.
Robert 28th Apr 2012, 6:35 PM edit delete reply
I'm suddenly imagining asking a friend on the game to 'Swing by and feed the pets.'
I wonder if someone would start a paid service...
Ayshela 1st May 2012, 8:11 AM edit delete reply
don't be silly, Blizz would just add it to your subscription!
Delakando 28th Apr 2012, 8:50 PM edit delete reply
Daisybelle 28th Apr 2012, 10:06 PM edit delete reply
Never gone in for vanity pets myself. If I pick one up I usually sell it on the AH.

If I had to feed my Kodo, I'd just raid pumpkin patches:

Poor Kleeyo. I still can't believe that Commander Fording took her daughter away and entrusted Talia to... a moron. A lava burst is too good for her. I think Kleeyo should take some [Elixir of giant growth] and [War stomp] on her.

(Clef, the whispers are a little difficult to read. Can you use an opaque rather than translucent black background?)
Clef 29th Apr 2012, 12:58 AM edit delete reply
Can't see the whispers? That means I mimicked blizz perfectly. I take that as a compliment!
Daisybelle 29th Apr 2012, 1:27 AM edit delete reply
[Long drawn out bovine groan] 9_9. Actually if whispers were easy to ignore then we wouldn't be seeing spam from gold farmers, or jerks claiming to be Blizzard admin asking for our login details.
Bloodraptor(Echo Isles) 28th Apr 2012, 10:19 PM edit delete reply
To answer your question, I'd PVP MORE, and feed my mounts the corpses of my enemies. feed my mounts the corpses of gnomes, and if they get hungry, let them go crazy and eat the gnomes themselves.

how would you act as a gnome if you saw 100+ mounts and nearly 100 companions rushing only you to devour your flesh?

it'd be a great means to cull the population of gnomes though.
Clef 29th Apr 2012, 5:48 AM edit delete reply
Hmmm...and every time I've looted an enemy player, it only gave me 20-40 silver :(.

Perhaps I've been passing over the "Orc Flank", "Tauren Haunch" and "Leg of Belf"
Dcsensai 30th Apr 2012, 7:53 PM edit delete reply
next try exploring the darkmoon island a little bit youll find a lone food vendor with some questionable snacks.
isaac 29th Apr 2012, 3:36 AM edit delete reply
I feed my pets love and various corpses that I kill....on less they're ghost I feed them souls
Kreiger 29th Apr 2012, 4:34 AM edit delete reply
I don't feed my mounts or pet because my pet is a skull, and my mounts are undead :P so Why feed them? XD
Sesshy (Muradin) 29th Apr 2012, 3:38 PM edit delete reply
I about fell out of my chair when i got to the last 3 panels! I had to show the whole comic to everyone I knew it was that funny!

As far as the exit an avid mount and pet collector I spend waaaaay too much feeding my pets/mounts and giving them room to run. I wish Blizz would give us player housing or something where we could have a stable for our mounts and a place to put our pets. I already heard they are doing a Farmiville type thing in Pandaria so it would be the perfect spot in my opinion :D
druds the druid 29th Apr 2012, 8:26 PM edit delete reply
ok i have an idea for your webcomic you are doing a great job but just an idea!

by Kyleeyo's demand the daughter finaly get to a new master and their a gnome priest and a blood elf pally pair and the argernt leader guy say's their there squires are the best healer and their the best healers, so it a good pick! exept for that sara and kleeyo dis-agree due to their race just an idea i wanted to get out!
Usagi-zakura 29th Apr 2012, 8:40 PM edit delete reply
I've only ever had to feed my Creepy crate...or to be fair it feeds itself on various critters nearby.
Rokas 30th Apr 2012, 1:27 AM edit delete reply
And this is one of the reasons why I like Tauren so much: something just seems awesome about a carnivorous bovines. Well, technically they're more minotaurs, which aren't cows per se... But anyway, point is, GREAT GNASHING TEETH.
SpiritWolf15 30th Apr 2012, 3:31 AM edit delete reply
Ha! Nice Update Clef, I haven't laughed that good in a while.

To answer your question; I think I would let my larger predator based mounts, namely my dragon, feed off my other mounts and vanity pets, with exception of course to my Wind Rider Cub.
Wasabi 30th Apr 2012, 6:07 AM edit delete reply
Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait wait *gasp* wait

didnt Sara feed her perky pug when she first got the carnivorous cow???
Still Wasabi 30th Apr 2012, 6:10 AM edit delete reply
Here it is!
Doug 30th Apr 2012, 7:40 AM edit delete reply
You will notice she said "'had' to feed it" meaning she was feeding her pug for fun. As in didnt have to do it to keep it alive.
Adam 30th Apr 2012, 7:51 AM edit delete reply
I'm gonna go with "the Pug needed to be given a pill, at set times, and it's easier to make puppies do so with food. Thus, 'time to feed it'". Not exactly No-Prize worthy, but it's my explanation.
Alblazabanaza 30th Apr 2012, 6:18 PM edit delete reply
Didn't Sara die about two comics ago? I mean, come on, with the way she was tiny, she definately would've died when she hit the ground.
The silly zealot 4th May 2012, 2:03 AM edit delete reply
Actually, she also died when deathwing ate her. She just respawned.
Kaiser 30th Apr 2012, 10:04 PM edit delete reply
Oh dear...*looks at the 110+ mounts and 150+ vanity pets*...crap! *starts burying all the bodies* I'm just doing archaeology!

And oh dear...carnivorous cows...vaguely reminds me of one of Dark Legacy's (well Keydar's) comic strips. Still funny though xD
Kaiser 30th Apr 2012, 10:05 PM edit delete reply
One more thing...there are four arms in that picture. Did the farmer just respawn and they killed him a second time for more food =P
Tibursjach 4th May 2012, 2:36 AM edit delete reply
He was a widow... briefly
Lycanthrope 30th Apr 2012, 11:33 PM edit delete reply
I blame Sara. I blame Sara for everything: including all the things she does not necessarily directly cause.Because somehow, through her lack of conscious awareness she has caused everything.

Panel 9 reminds me of the first time I killed a tauren Twilight Cultist and looted a roast beef.... First thought: "Cannibals!" Second thought: "Oh, Blizzard...."
Tim W 3rd May 2012, 5:16 PM edit delete reply
My signature in an azure whelpling. I also like emoting whe tossing him a snack. Whenever I am having a broiled dragon feast, i emote him as giving me an angry look.
Kanade 5th May 2012, 2:25 AM edit delete reply
There is a typo in panel 2, it says Kleey instead of Kleeyo. Just so you know.
Josh 6th May 2012, 5:02 PM edit delete reply
In soviet Azeroth, cow eats you.
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